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Horses For Sale

This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I
know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse.
I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or
female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies.

So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee
her mouth?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "Ok, what about
her earth?"

Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more
time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat."

With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the
horse's canal then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephwase. I'd
wike to thee her run!"

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